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1. Boomerang

Hel left a message on the answering machine

2. I'd say the easiest Boy Scout patch to earn is the Matt Damon Merit Badge.

3. You could simulate what it's like to be a forward slash...

If you were so inclined...

4. Trout #1: What is that sound? It sounds like ticking...should we find out what it is?

Trout #2: Don't fall for it, it's clickbait.

5. What do you call an abominable snowman that throws snowballs?

A Yeeti

6. I booked a trip to visit a Native American heritage site, but then had second thoughts.

I had reservation reservation reservations. (Props to Brian Regan for this one)

7. My dad and I walked past Toys R Us and I asked “Dad, can we go to the Toy Store”?

He looked at it and said “That’s not a toy store, that’s a real store”

8. Why was the letter E the only letter to get a Christmas present from Santa ?

Because the rest of the letters were NOT E

9. This doesn't really work in text, but it was cute so I decided to share it (a grade 3 student of mine caught me out with it):

Student: Ten plus ten is the same as eleven plus eleven. Me: No, it isn't! Student: It is, because ten plus ten equals twenty, and eleven plus eleven equals twenty too (twenty-two). I had to chuckle.

10. What do you get when Santa brings in the presents and the fireplace is still burning?

A Krisp Kringle…..

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